Noam Kaye was born using the traditional clockwork lab methods of the subterranean Celtic neanderthals in 1905 and raised by the hive automatons until maturation. Noam, displaying an astonishing lack of talent at fighting trolls and a deep delusion, found himself in menial labour for much of the century until he left the clan. Needing a new direction in life Noam turned to the world wide web to find his future calling.

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